A thin line between good and evil

Some Marylanders are finding they have conflicted loyalties.

In the fourth inning, when Nationals catcher Brian Schneider hit a home run, Hester and Fritsch stood and cheered with the crowd.

"It was a nice play, but it doesn't mean anything," Fritsch said. "If you look at the statistics, the Orioles are better."

Sadly, the Orioles are also SATAN.