Remember the post "Internet Negativity"? You don't really have to click on that. Just scroll down a little bit.
Well, I have found a surefire way to deflect all anti-Bethesda comments that are sent my way. It can't lose!
My solution: Move out of Bethesda.
That's right. After two months of absolute Hell in Bethesda, I will be moving back to Washington, DC. Wisconsin & Fessenden. Between Friendship Heights and Tenleytown. I'll have two Metro stops close-by and the 30s and N2 busline a block away. I'll also be surrounded by grocery stores, retail, and I'll be that much closer to my friends. Hurray!
Really, the story of my time here in Bethesda has been quite interesting. I'll get into it later. Let me just say this: I am legitimately afraid of my landlord. He has surveillance in the house. And he touches my stuff. And he kills animals. So, let me actually move out of his diabolic vice before I start defaming him over the Internet. I had to threaten civil action before he agreed to give me my deposit back. Fun!
And, isn't it hilarious how the site is whyihatedc and I am ecstatic that I'll be moving back within DC's boundaries? Yeah, that's a rib-tickler. Maryland will do that to a man.