12.02.2008

Douches And Asshats



Representing a vocal minority, some commentators suggest that my voice brings here ignominy unworthy of a Web site dedicated to our shared hatred of the nation’s capital, Washington, D.C., and her suburbs.

While my posts “If I Did It: Confessions Of A D.C. Womanizer” and “Love Hate” garnered high volumes of hate mail (including several offers for unprotected anal sex), my observation on an area “douche" was, predictably, well-received. To that end, I’ve constructed a simple graphic that even "Melpomene" might appreciate. We might use it to illustrate every post.

17 comments:

  1. Is that your house at 1400 Independence Ave SW?

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  2. Oh, wait. I left out the "cocks" and the "fucktards."

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  3. So the asshats live in... Arlington Cemetery?

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  4. Also, the "dicksmacks" are further to the north....

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  5. Is that your house at 1400 Independence Ave SW?

    --No, I live among the fucktard people, apparently.

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  6. I need to buy a completely new guide the next time I got to D.C. That "D.C. for Dummies" book didn't warn me about the asshats...and I think I was smack dab in the middle of them at some point.

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  7. Virginia FratboyDecember 02, 2008

    You may have found yourself between a couple of cocks at one point.

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  8. Cocks, fucktards, asshats... So tis is what you get for your college educations dollars. WTF

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  9. If you do not get large volumes of hate mail, you are doing something wrong.

    I have concluded that a whole lot of people who complain about douches and asshats all over the city fail to recognize one when they look in a mirror.

    Yourself excluded of course.

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  10. Cocks, fucktards, asshats... So tis is what you get for your college educations dollars. WTF

    --My point exactly.

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  11. remember the "cumsuckers" are near capitol hill

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  12. I seem to be situated just along the edge of the Douche boundary. A narrow escape.

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  13. Wait, the cumsuckers are near capitol hill? No one informed me.

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  14. I always knew if you typed douches and asshats into Google maps you'd get back a map of Washington, DC.

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  15. This was terrible

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  16. once again..
    an outstanding graphic!!

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