“Page Six” of The New York Post late last month reported that media mogul Oprah Winfrey planned to move to our nation’s capital to join her new pal in the White House--and I nearly shit myself with anticipation.
Not since the triumvirate of Dick Cheney, the “do-nothing” 110th Congress and that overrated purveyor of East Coast chili on U Street would the District of Columbia give me such reason to hate. Alas, the rumor proved untrue as the “mainstream media” found only one $50 million structure in Georgetown large enough to house the diva—and that no deal had been worked.
Thus, for the coming weeks and months of my tenure in Washington, D.C., I shall focus my enmity on random and obscure targets, each and every one of you.
Posted by M@ at 9:39 AM