why.i.hate.dc

Birders board Metro for "Big Day" Count

These people are birdwatchers riding the subway to watch birds, apparently for some kind of competition, which is so boring I want to kill myself. Unless I already killed myself... and the birdwatching story is my own personal hell... in which case this is the worst Twilight Zone ever.

On the bright side, this story does feature the sentences "A pigeon was noted" and "A hairy woodpecker sat on the trail ahead."