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Hey Rocky, watch me pull a book deal out of my hat...

Chief Moose: Dumbass. DUMB. ASS. Your First Amendment rights are not being violated. You're free to write a book of your supposedly heroic plight. Hell, write 10 books. Knock your fucking self out.

You just can't profit from writing about the sniper case. It's an obvious conflict of interest. Twelve people didn't get shot so that you could write a book about it and become famous.

Oh wait, I forgot I live in Washington, where ethics go to curl up and die. Isn't that right, Jayson Blair, who graduated from Centreville High School and attended the University of Maryland?