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INS1PID: Personalized Virginia license plates I have hated (Part 4 in a series)

On a convertible: DSRVSIT (DOUBTIT)
REDLINR (Good luck trying to red-line here, poser)
On another convertible: CALI4N (I'll bet you fit right in)
On a red car: LDYINRD (I guess DNTPAYTHEFRRYMN wouldn't fit)
IFLEW 4U (Whattaya want, a cookie?)

And, finally, the be-all and end-all of stupid personalized vanity plates, the grand prize winner on which I am forced to close out this feature, since I will never find a stupider one:

2HT2BCL

That's right. This person clearly is "too hot to be cool". I applaud you, ass.