Teenagers invade prom using as much gas as possible

Those stretch-SUV limos are apparently popular with the rich suburban prom-going kids. The best part:

At American Eagle Limousine in Lorton, it costs $2,500 to $3,000 for eight hours in a Cadillac Escalade, decorated with murals of dolphins that glow in black light on the ceiling.
Wow. That is classy. Paint Darth Vader on the side, and bust out the Frampton Comes Alive, and you're guaranteed to get some, providing it also can travel back in time 25 years. ("Damn! Damn damn! Where's that kid?")

Actually, with the glowy dolphins on the ceiling... it's like my first high school girlfriend's bedroom (except with the promise of sex).

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