Sloth!

Time to travel, via Metrorail, from Judiciary Square station to Court House station, after the They Might Be Giants street concert, at the ungodly hour of 10 p.m. on Saturday night...

55 minutes.

Distance travelled: about five miles.

Even MARTA was faster than this.

(Note to Metro: That's right, I compared you unfavorably to MARTA. You just got served.)