No, Dick Cheney. Go fuck yourself.

Washington's clearly not getting a baseball team anytime soon. Is this enough to make me a Yankees fan?

Cheney, who visited both clubhouses after batting practice, watched part of the game from the box of Yankees owner George Steinbrenner and part from a first-row seat next to the Yankees dugout, where he sat between New York Gov. George Pataki and former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani. Cheney was booed when he was shown on the right-field videoboard during the seventh-inning stretch.

Well, still no, but that's awesome.